“Maybe Try Some Cursing”

A Short Story by: Steven Lewis

From a low mouse like perspective looking up at an open door, the scene begins with an enraged young woman entering the office. Only seeing the bottom of her black and white pleated skirt, heavily torn fishnet stockings and her loved but well-traveled faded black boots. The secretary frantically tries to stop her. “Miss! You can’t go in there!” But she ignores the baseless warnings and enters the office with authority though battered and bruised. Behind the colossal and commanding desk there is a predominant male figure which we can only hear and not see, welcoming her into his pristine and nearly blinding bright office. “Oh, Stephanie! It’s always a delight to see you. Why back so soon?” That’s when she begins her anger-filled rant with “You Motherfucker!” Listing countless unnecessary hardships and senseless acts of violence that she has endured, from childhood to her tragic shortened adult life. About halfway into her 6-minute tongue lashing, she says “Oh yeah, let’s not forget about being born in the wrong body of an oppressed minority in a racist and transphobic country. You’re so fucking funny!” As she continues venting at the top of her lungs, crying uncontrollably all the while. “You watched me— you watched us get the shit beaten out of us, constantly bullied, endlessly raped and molested, stripping us of any dignity, and YOU call it a test?!” The figure of importance behind the desk tells her all her needs were met and how there were hundreds of millions of people who wished they had a life that was so well taken care of. She quickly interrupts, “You arrogant prick! You don’t get it! You need to go back down there again and see what it’s like now!” He proudly says slowly, “You do — know who you’re talking to?” Sarcastically she replies, “I know full well who you are! With your numerous misguided cults and so-called devoted followers”. “Hey, let’s not be rude,” he replies defensively. She continues her tear-filled and rage filled outburst. Pacing back and forth with her bruised hands tightening into fist, only seeing her as she passes by the opening of the door. She then goes on to explain how she is sick of his lack of attention to “all the problems down there” pointing to a brightly lit blue object on his desk just out of view. She angrily states, “You don’t fucking give a shit! Not even a little.”  She then pauses expecting him to answer. He calmly responds, “You know the rules. I can’t get involved.” She fiercely shouts, “Can’t get involved?” Pointing her finger at him, “This whole thing is YOUR perverted idea! You made the rules, then made a world that was designed to break them. You have the nerve to call it free will. It’s fucking entrapment!” Then continues with, “All the senseless wars, the preventable hunger, generational poverty, let’s not forget about the open racism, the demeaning layers of misogyny along with the hatred of anything different! And you can’t get involved? We thought You cared.” “I do” he quickly answers. Screaming at him, “You’re a fucking liar!” Trying to get control of the situation and shifting his seat forward, he tries offers her a better life than before. Cutting him off again, “You made me endure the absolute worst parts of humanity, and you dare ask if I want to “Try it again?” Like it’s some type of fucking cosmic carnival ride I can just hop back on and pretend it won’t break me again. No fucking way! I’m not going to play your stupid game anymore!” With both of her bloody hands, she clears everything off his neatly organized desk. As the contents of his desk hits the floor, a softball-sized glowing sphere falls off his desk and starts to roll out of his office. From the corner of her tear-filled eyes, she notices it rolling away, she briskly walks over and picks it up. He nervously says, “Be very careful with that. It is one of a kind and unbelievably fragile.” She responds, Fuck You and Your pale blue dot!” With all her anger, rage, and frustration, she throws it at him. But being physically drained from screaming, crying along with having poor aim, it completely misses him. It crashes through the window behind him. She then turns away, grabs the door handle, slamming it behind her so hard that it breaks the stain glass window in the door. The colorful broken glass sparkles in the light as it falls and hits the floor. One of the larger pieces comes into view and you can see a name that was painted on the window. In a metallic gold papyrus font read, “God”.

Thanks for stopping by,

Steven

PLUVIOPHILE

(n) a lover of rain; someone who finds joy and peace of mind from the rain.

There was a timid and slender soft-spoken teenager who was constantly bullied and preyed upon by others. One day he discovered that he could control the weather. And that rain brought him a profound sense of calm and relief from his abusive surroundings. He makes it rain every day and everywhere. From the first waking light in the morning to each long dark hour of the night, it’s nonstop rain. From Death Valley to the Sahara Desert, the rain fell endlessly for months. Rivers swelled far beyond record levels, new lakes and rivers form all over the world and the economic disruption eclipsed any previous calamity. His family and friends find out he is the cause and continually ask him to stop the rain. But to no avail. They reach out to various media outlets and start a global outcry for him to stop. Rain-soaked crowds demonstrate in front of his house, school and just about anywhere he goes. Always chanting “Stop the Rain! Stop the Rain! Stop the Rain!” Tragically, the years of constant bullying, abuse, and cruelty eroded his empathy toward others. As he peacefully walked away, he gives them the finger and absolutely refuses to stop the rain. Among the protesters is a classmate of his, a uniquely attractive young lady. She boldly stands in front of him and pleads with him. “You got to stop the rain. You’re hurting us” she says with sincerity and compassion. Unaffected by her stunning appearance and her plight, he instantly erupts with bitterness and discontent. “Why the Fuck should I? Nobody ever stepped in to help me. Heck, you and your friends make fun of me at every chance you get. On TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook. From the way I dress, to where I live, and how poor my family is. You motherfuckers are relentless and shameless! No one stopped your boyfriend and his douche bag friends from kicking the shit out of me. Yeah, that’s right.” Revealing the cuts and bruises on his head, neck, and arms. “He did this!” She starts to see the true extent of the harm she along with many others has caused him. Realizing it is too late for any kind of reconciliation, tears uncontrollably trickle down her face as she softly repeats, “I didn’t know.” Unmoved by her tears, he nonchalantly turns away as if the rain spoke to him. Slowly looks up, the rain starts to intensify, and his sense of peace and calm washes down his bruised face. Still looking up, he pulls up the hood of his wore out raincoat over his head and starts to walk away. With the utmost calm and serene voice, he replies, “No, I will not stop. Go and enjoy the rain.”

You do not know what kind of problems people are facing. So just be kind to others. Until the next post,

Steven

The Zoo visit

While visiting the Detroit zoo, you suddenly discovered you have the ability to not only hear but understand all the animals around you. But to your dismay, they’re enthusiastically bitching about humans and how they’re carelessly destroying “Their” planet. As you curiously wonder around eavesdropping on Mother Nature ‘s confidential narrative, you hear hints of a coming calamity that they all seem to know about. And that this upcoming event would eliminate the human population and how joyful they are for it to happen. But just before you learn the details of how this extinction event will play out, you hear a tiger abruptly say with a fierce authority, “Shut up! That one can hear us”. All the animals fall silent, coldly turn towards you and stare at you with an unquestionable look of resentment and dissatisfaction. And as quickly as the Doctor Doolittle like ability came to be, it quickly fades. Disturbingly, the last thing you clearly recognize from them is a devilish laugh that quickly spreads from one enclosure to the next.

Tiger pic

Until next time,

Steven